I was surfing the wild world wide web and I came across a most unusual art gallery. Here is a sampling:
The images were found on Jeftoon01′s deviantART and you can find a link to the site on my blogroll. You should check it out as there is much more Disney art as well as iconic comic book character art.
I touched upon this briefly in a post yesterday but now I will elaborate. On tonight’s season finale of Grey’s Anatomy one of the show regulars will die. My prediction is it will be Lexi. There are several supporting facts I’m using when making this prediction.
First, Sandra Oh, Ellen Pompeo, and Patrick Dempsey have all been signed for at least two more seasons.
Second, Arizona, Christina, Meredith,Mark, and Derek all received non life threatening injuries in the crash.
Lexi on the other hand is pinned under the REAR OF THE PLANE!!!!!!! So all you people out there who don’t think she dies here is why I truly believe she does. The plane she is pinned under is what is keeping her alive, once they move the plane she will bleed out and die. The plane is acting as a tourniquet keeping her blood and guts into her torso.
Lexie Grey (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Spring is in full swing here in the United States and so comes the end for several things I enjoy. I know its hard to believe that such an eternal pessimist as I am enjoys anything, but I do. First off I’ve wanted to write about last weeks episode of Grey’s Anatomy as I have no one to discuss it with. What an episode it was, for me the first 40 minutes were boring as shit but those last ten,Whew! So we all saw the plane crash and you kinda knew something bad was going to happen to the doctors on board when you saw how they would show one and then Dr. Hunt would erase that person’s name from the dry erase board. Now did anyone catch that when he got to Yang‘s name he paused a little before erasing her name? We have been told that one of the doctor will die in the finale tomorrow. My bet is on Lexie Grey not making it to next season alive. I saw a sneak preview of the first 6 minutes of the finale and although they appear to not uphold my guess, anything can happen still. From the preview I saw,(spoiler coming), Lexie is trapped under a rather large part of the plane and the fact that she is pinned could mean that the only thing keeping her alive is that big chunk of plane. Once they move it she could bleed out to death. So my second guess would be Lexie is going to die. Sloan appeared to be completely mobile as did Meredith. Derek was found and he somehow got his hand stuck through the metal side of the plane. Arizona has a broken leg. So I really think it will be either Lexie or Yang meeting their bitter end tomorrow with the odds being Lexie.
How I Met Your Mother also ended its season this week with the birth of Marshall and Lilly’s baby and the revealing of Barney’s bride, Its Robin but who really didn’t see that coming.
Once Upon a Time, the show went out with a bang and I can’t wait for next season. This show was so perfectly written and cast and was a pure joy to watch it unfold every week. I was concerned about what could they do for a second season and then in the last episode I got my answer. I can’t wait to see what magic does to not just Storybrooke but to our world in general. They really can take this show anywhere now and I will be there to take the ride.
Monday saw the end to Make it or Break it and honestly even though I kind of knew who would end up going to the Olympics, it felt rushed and contrived. To many story lines got tied up.
NHL Hockey for me is not yet over as the New York Rangers are in the Eastern Conference Finals against the New Jersey Devils and as of this writing they lead 1 game to none. I think it will be the Rangers in 5 and I feel very comfortable with that.
My Monday through Friday morning routine is always the same. We wake up at 6:45, my wife gets ready for work and I get our son ready for day care. We then get in the car and I drive everyone to their respective destinations and return home to get myself ready for work. This past Monday the morning routine was thrown a slight curve ball which looking back I can ascribe to being overtired.
Tired and still half asleep I went to take my morning piss and then proceeded to go into my son’s room to wake him up,only to discover he wasn’t in his bed. I figured maybe he fell out and was sleeping between the wall and the head of the bed as there is plenty of space to do so, but nope he wasn’t there either. I then began to check our flat room by room starting with the kitchen,living room,bathroom. I checked in the closets and in the bathtub but he was no where to be found. I checked the windows and door locks but all were secure.
I went back into my room and looked on the floor on either side of the bed and was about to call the police when my wife finally asked me what pray tell I was doing. I told her I couldn’t find our son and that’s when she pointed out that he was in our bed having come in about an hour before I had woken up. Not only had he come into our bed but apparently I had been holding him for a while when he did.
Looking back it is quite funny, but at the time it was a pretty scary experience.
Has this or anything similar ever happened to you? If so please let me know, I’d love to hear about it.
I like cars. I like driving them as they get me from point A to point B. I like that they keep me dry on a rainy day as I travel. I like that when I was a teenager they made a nice place to fuck. That about sums up what I like about my car. I have a Toyota Corolla and she is just perfect the same way she was when I drove her off the lot. I never felt the need to modify her. It is the perfect car for the region I live in. We don’t have hills or mountains that would require a four wheel drive vehicle. I also don’t live in a region that has high winds requiring vehicles to increase drag and wind resistance.
Yet there are people who live in my area that do the most retarded things to their cars thinking that it makes them look cool when it really makes them look like douche bags.
The first thing are spoilers. People, A Honda Civic is not a sports car! there is no need for a fucking spoiler on your car! You are not driving on the autobahn or as a NASCAR driver in the Indy 500, your driving in a 30 MPH zone through a business district! I have seen spoilers on Civics, Volkswagen Beetles, Honda Cubes, Even a Jeep Wrangler! 
Secondly, What the fuck is with modifying your muffler to make it sound like one of those toy cars you pull backward and let go . Seriously do we really need to hear you rubber band engine from halfway down the block? It sounds ridiculous.
Third, trucks that have rubber testicles hanging from the rear axle. Nothing screams needle dick louder than these bloody things. Really do I need to drive behind someone so pathetic they need to literally let it all hang out? Whats next, little ovaries to hang from under your truck? maybe a mini vulva?
Which brings us to those stupid stick figure family stickers. These really are kinda dumb. No one really gives an iron shit about how many kids or should I say live births you’ve had! As a matter of fact people who have these should include stickers for any children they may have aborted or miscarried because as far as I am concerned those were your children too.
And lastly car bras. I didn’t know cars had tits! All this time my Corolla has been driving around letting it all hang out for the world to see. I guess if a car can have balls it can wear a bra.
So you’d thought you’d like to have a steady relationship with someone, fool! Now that your in said relationship and have been so for a while and now you and your special someone want to get married. This makes me wonder, don’t you know what the best way to ruin a great relationship is? Marriage!!!! So now your married and everything is going great and you decide for some inexplicable reason to fuck it up. How? Do you know what the most terrible word in any language is? That’s right- children!
Now those of you who are not parents yet or have had no prolonged exposure to the little humans are shaking your heads saying how can I say that. You only feel this way because you don’t have any.
For those of us that do you know how they have movie trailers to give you a preview so that you can decide whether or not you want to see a movie? Wouldn’t it be great if somehow you could see a trailer of your child and your life post child to see if you want to get pregnant or have that batch of baby chowder end up as a pearl necklace.
Seriously, if you knew how tired and run down you were going to always feel, how you were probably never going to see your friends again without first having to shell out money for babysitters, if you new about all the bodily fluids you were going to be introduced to, the screaming, crying would you still go through with it? You know what, whenever I come home and my son runs over to me screaming daddy, all the other stuff doesn’t matter, I would most surely do it all again if not just for moments like that.
Damn did I ever swallow the koolaide!
Going back a second to relationships prior to marriage. I firmly believe that the ages from around 17 through 30 are for two things only and they are career and fucking. People, leave having kids and marriage and all the bullshit that go along with them until after your 30. Instead spend your time establishing yourself as an independent entity, one that doesn’t have to rely on anyone else. Build up those financial reserves that you will need later. Avoid credit cards as they are the devil, instead have at least two bank accounts in two different banks. Have direct deposit set up for each have send enough money to cover all your living expenses to one and your entertainment sent to the other. If you want to take a trip or vacation take money out of the entertainment account and put it into a third account solely for this purpose. Use this method of saving also for any major purchase. Most importantly though, fuck as much as you can because once you get married and have kids you sure as hell won’t be doing that anymore.
It won’t be because of lack of interest or falling out of love with your spouse, it will be because you’ll be so damn tired between work and kids you will want to just sleep. Now of course you’ll still make love but all that crazy marathon swinging from the chandelier monkey fucking you used to go will be buried in the past. You know all those ED commercials and pills like Viagra that have been( pardon the pun) popping up everywhere? If parents could get enough sleep then there would be no ED, if there is no ED there would be more sex, the number one reason why we are so tired is that not only do we have to wake up do early to go to s job that most likely is slowly sucking the life out of us but we are also a taxi service. Kids today are over scheduled and have too many planned activities. Tale playdates for example. In my day this was unheard of, if you wanted to play with your friends you went out in your own and met up, now it all has to coincide with parent schedules and activity schedules and whatever else.
Which brings me to TV game shows. Its not the games themselves but rather the contestants. First a little history of the game show. The first game show was called “Uncle Jim’s Question Bee” and aired in 1941, the same year TV was introduced. The show had been previously broadcast as a radio show as most early TV shows were. I thought that was interesting and now you know. Anyway during dinner my wife and I watch “Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune.” I’ve noticed some very interesting things about “Wheel of Fortune.” After the first lightning round, host Pat Sajack goes to each contestant for a mini interview of sorts. During this interview the contestant is always asked who they have with them in the audience, and more times than not they have their spouse with them. Now of course this is mundane but what is interesting are the adjectives that people use to describe their significant others. We have heard men refer to their wives as: beautiful,magnificent,the queen, marvelous just to name a few. I’ve heard wives refer to their husbands as: handsome,macho,sexy,and papa bear. And this season for the first time a mle contestant told Pat he was being cheered on by his wonderful husband. Pat looked like a deer stuck in headlights. Now my wife and I pick the player we would like to see win on how they describe their spouses and we always pick the most outrageous. The funny thing is that when they win, the spouse hardly measures up to their description. Thats not the only problem I have with this show. Vanna White, Vanna white at this point is totally irrelevant, she doesn’t do anything except pace back and forth in front of the board. The letters come on automatically. Back in the earlier years of the show she had to turn them so yes she was needed but now it is just insulting. If I were ever on the show I would for starters when asked who I had in the audience I would introduce my less then stellar wife and average son, and when asked what I did for a living I would tell him that I manually masturbated farm animals for sperm collection to sell for animal husbandry. That should shock the shit out of him.
speaking of shit
So just what were these people watching that was so disgusting? It is a video called 2 girls 1 cup and I do not recommend you watch it. It is one of the most depraved things I have ever seen, But if you go on YouTube you can find hundreds of people reacting to the video and the reactions are hilarious. Just do yourself a favor and don’t watch the video as it is not it to be viewed, period.
Mid drive fluid motion quantum elliptical trainer. A mid drive crosstrainer has the driving cranks centered under the user. A front drive elliptical hsa the driving cranks located at the front of the unit and the rear drive has the cranks at the rear of the unit. Houston Texas (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Last night was my third night going to the gym and I am so sore right now, but its a good thing. For the first time ever I went a solid 18 minutes,(including cool down), on an elliptical machine and burned through 200 calories. I know that isn’t much of a big deal but for me it is so blah. I am really enjoying exercise which I really haven’t done in a long time. It’s hard to think that when I was younger I was a gymnast, in my twenties I was solid and in my thirties I became a blob. I hate being a blob!! It doesn’t feel right to me. This is why I joined L.A.Fitness, to get back into shape so I can look at myself and be happy with what I see. I’m not doing this for anyone else but me because ultimately I’m the one who has to live with me.
Also losing weight and getting back into shape will improve my health. I have asthma and the extra weight puts a lot of pressure on my chest. I’ve noticed that as I have been losing weight I have had less breathing problems. I have been eating less junk(I say this after I just had a McGriddle from McDonalds), and drinking more water. I am in Weight Watchers and I also track what I eat with their Points Plus system. So far since March 21st I have lost 11 pounds.
Thats all for now, later people.
